Sushi in the Can

perpetuallybemused:

And then there’s the twins…

boltong:

kaleidostrobe:

Troll 2 - The Corn Scene

im so glad this exists rn

nunderthemistletoe:

Mrs. Claus tryna get it in

jenosaur:

pandular:

What really killed all the dinosaurs.

From a scientific viewpoint, this makes a lot of sense.

giveloveasecondchance:

Accurate.

kinglamp:

iamthelamp:

warpedlamp:

lampghost:

short people are the cutest thing ever

I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.

I have a lamp url myself.

I too have a lamp url.

You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…

notazulu:

MTV answers why they dont play music videos anymore.

8yrs:

OH MY GOD

Book Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?

Movie Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE FROM HELL? DID YOU? HUH?